Diligently Surprising

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notsoheretical:

blueberry-napoleon:

notsoheretical:

why-you-gatta-be-like-that:

bluescarvesandbowties:

saradises:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im american i can vouch for this

my cousin once lost her pet eagle and was deported for not showing everyone how free she was

yeah, when i was really little my sister’s eagle flew away and george w. bush personally took my sister out of the country

i haven’t seen her since

they actually have eagle farms specially designed for this

when new children are born instead of getting a birth certificate they get a pet eagle to prove their citizenship

My eagle recently died, for now borrowing my uncle’s has been working out since he lives in Alaska and has access to conveniently placed wild ones, but I’m hoping to get a new one all my own in the next shipment.

I let my eagle eat whatever he likes right off of my plate. He is that damn free.

More information on the child getting an Eagle companion: when a child is born, his/her parents take him/her up to the Eagles’ nesting lair and offer the child up to the Eagles.  Then the Eagles begin a voting process that our Congress is based on.  After electing the Eagle that best fits the child, the parents are overjoyed at their child’s acceptance into the Eagles’ culture and to get an Eagle of their own.  The little Eaglet bonds with the child and they are paired for life.  This is why it is illegal to hunt Eagles in America as if you kill an Eagle, you kill the child bonded to it.

Eagles in zoos are actually the eagles of American citizens currently in jail for life sentences.

Source: just-take-it-real-slow

catversushuman:

Better than her sleeping on my keyboard, I guess.

Source: catversushuman.com

notsoheretical:

why-you-gatta-be-like-that:

bluescarvesandbowties:

saradises:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im american i can vouch for this

my cousin once lost her pet eagle and was deported for not showing everyone how free she was

yeah, when i was really little my sister’s eagle flew away and george w. bush personally took my sister out of the country

i haven’t seen her since

they actually have eagle farms specially designed for this

when new children are born instead of getting a birth certificate they get a pet eagle to prove their citizenship

My eagle recently died, for now borrowing my uncle’s has been working out since he lives in Alaska and has access to conveniently placed wild ones, but I’m hoping to get a new one all my own in the next shipment.

I let my eagle eat whatever he likes right off of my plate. He is that damn free.

Source: just-take-it-real-slow